All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Sometimes you just have to stuff your brain with something other than the corporate chazerei in order to cling to the fringes of what's left of your sanity. That's my excuse, anyway.

If you have five minutes to kill and 315MB of hard drive space you don't know what to do with, I feel for you. So much so, in fact, that I went and made a therapeutic hypnosis video just for you.

As the guy in the red suspenders likes to say: watch...